thought at work

• during case management with a client (who happens to identify as a lesbian), in a conversation regarding her new job:
• me: so I heard you got a new job--that's awesome. what exactly will you be doing?
• client: well, mainly just scanning documents for them and stuff. but the hours are great, so that's good.
• co-worker, who is in the room: you'll probably see a lot of vaginas.
• client: WHAT?
• co-worker: yeah, that's part of what they do, scanning medical documents and stuff. i'm just saying.
• client: euughhhhhhhhh dude. that's nasty.
• co-worker: what? i thought you might be interested to know that.
• client: no!! i don't like all vaginas, man! do you like every dick you see?
• co-worker: .....yeah...well, most of them.
• social work forever.