mary: ok, so I'm thinking of ways to entertain myself and others. And I'm thinking I need to go on OkCupid/blind/internet dates but show up with a "fatal flaw."
me: YES. like what?
mary: like a cat dress. or scientology fervor.
me: intricate knowledge of middle earth culture.
mary: yes!
me: speak only in na'vi. stroke your chin diabolically throughout the entire meal.
