i do not want to know the social functions that you are planning for your fellow debutantes to attend, such as the mother-daughter fundraiser tea and winter wonderland party coming up next semester, and i REALLY don’t want to hear about meeting your boyfriend’s parents. and as thoroughly scintillating as your discussion about Sephora with dumb ass girl #2 is, i would rather you respect that this is a LIBRARY and not a conference room.
you do realize that i was here first, right? and that there are group meeting rooms upstairs? and that no one else in the library is speaking at the loudest volume possible? oh, of course. you are just blatantly ignoring that.
at least i have a middle aged man (a nice, respectful, studenty one this time) sitting next to me that i can share exasperated glances with. for now, that and clearing my throat while obviously adjusting the volume of my headphones will have to do
sincerely,
amy